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Flat In Me Kitchen

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Sometimes we do other stuff for fun,
and for Lisa, a member of flatcoat walkies and friends this was no different.
On the sound of Rat In Me Kitchen , by UB40, she has written this piece:

Flat in me kitchen UB40 (adapted πŸ˜‚)
There’s a flat in me kitchen what am I gonna do?
There’s a flat in me kitchen what am I gonna go?
I’m gonna kiss that flat that’s what I’m gonna do,
I’m gonna kiss that flat.
🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐾
When you open your mouth you don’t talk, you woof
And then you give the puppy the blame,
But when I open the fridge,
There’s some cheese for him too
And you got no one else to blame
🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐾
There’s a flat in me kitchen what am I gonna do?
There’s a flat in me kitchen what am I gonna go?
I’m gonna feed that flat that’s what I’m gonna do,
I’m gonna feed that flat.
🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐾
There’s a flat in me kitchen
When you out on the street,
You eat fox poo
And you scandalize my name
But when I catch you up
I’m gonna pull you up
I’m gonna try puppy training again πŸ™„
🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐾
There’s a flat in me kitchen what am I gonna do?
There’s a flat in me kitchen what am I gonna go?
I’m gonna kiss that flat that’s what I’m gonna do,
I’m gonna kiss that flat.
🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐾
When your paws are in the cream,
You make everyone scream
And I know it’s so unjust
But when they catch you up
They will lock you up
‘Cause a counter-surfing flat you cannot trust
🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐾
There’s a flat in me kitchen what am I gonna do?
There’s a flat in me kitchen what am I gonna go?
I’m gonna feed that flat that’s what I’m gonna do,
I’m gonna feed that flat.
🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐾
You invade my space
Make me trip all over the place
And you just don’t give a damn
If you had your way
If you had your say
I expect I’d feed you ham
🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢
There’s a flat in me kitchen what am I gonna do?
There’s a flat in me kitchen what am I gonna go?
I’m gonna kiss that flat that’s what I’m gonna do,
I’m gonna kiss that flat.🐾

Below is my own version of the first part, you will notice I am not a singer, more of a radio guy, so if you want to keep your ears working, do NOT play the soneg πŸ˜›

If you have a way of recording your voice,.. please send it to me via email (hush79@gmail.com or upload it to youtube and send me the link!

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